Everything You Missed

So, this weekend you missed out on everything. Or at least that’s what Facebook has suggested, is suggesting, and will remind you of for the next…well, the next forever.

Thanks Facebook on-this-day reminders!

It’s a rough role, understanding that you are the only person in the world who is failing so…so…so hard at life.

This weekend your friends, in no particular order, all got married, had 17 kids, played with nieces and nephews, made four delicious gourmet meals, snuggled with their beloved, attended eighteen weddings, planned 5 bachelor parties, climbed Everest, won a Noble prize, invented a gluten free version of vodka, smuggled 560 refugees out of Zambia…

What you did this weekend — you posted pictures of beer.