8 Times Girls Didn't Respond To My Questions About Birds

As a young adult, I’ve always struggled with starting conversations with members of the opposite sex. This is until I realized that everyone in the world has some common knowledge of one thing, and one thing only.


Check out this bird

Birds.


Apparently not.

Small into conversation?

Could intellectual conversation spur something? That theory seems false.

Maybe a specific bird would get the ball rolling? Nope.

Okay, this one was probably on me.

Was I her least favorite conversation?

I’d rate this pick up line a 10/10!

What did I do to deserve this?


Well, I guess it’s back to square one. Thanks for nothing, dumb birds.

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