For some reason, I read this in the voice of George Carlin. But ya, allow me to add,
- Fuck the internet of things, we really don’t need an Android fridge that tells me how much food do I need, or a smart water bottle that reminds me to drink water.
- Fuck Apple, and fuck ‘Steve Job’s legacy’, Fuck Larry Page, Fuck Sergey Brin, Fuck Eric Schmidt; in fact, fuck the entire Alphabet.
- Fuck everyone who wears a Fitbit, yet, doesn’t get off his desk; wearing a fitness tracker, with nothing to track.
- Fuck instagram, Fuck Snapchat, Fuck Yo!, and fuck every other app out there competing for the non-existent attention span of 12 year olds.
- Fuck everyone debating Android Vs. iOS. If you’re happy with an OS, use it! You don’t need to prove your point of view.