10 Steps To A Happier, Healthier, More Creative, More Productive, Better Sexed, More Financially Secure YOU!

The Internet has proliferated a ridiculous wave of articles—an entire class of writing—that ensures between 9 and 17 ways to improve your sex life, your creativity, your productivity, your health, your financial security. It’s all nonsense. And if you read this post, I just want to plant that seed of awareness in your head: it’s utter bullshit. That seed will be there next time you click on one of those articles. And here, let me save you lots of trouble by undermining these link bait, pseudo-intellectual, pseudo-wise, New Age sweatshop writers:

Want to enjoy better health?

1. Quit eating shit.

2. Get off your ass.

(Everything else will work itself out from there…)

Want to have the best sex of your life?

1. Care about someone.

2. Communicate.

(Everything else will work itself out from there…)

Want want to have more financial security?

1. Quit buying shit you don’t need.

2. Cut up your credit cards.

(Everything else will work itself out from there…)

Want to be a more creative person?

1. Consume as many creative works of the sort that bring you joy.

2. Give yourself time every day to do nothing but free your mind up for whatever creative expression floods into this void.

(Everything else will work itself out from there…)

Want to be more productive?

1. Stop reading about ways to be more productive and get to work.

2. Work on one thing at a time.

(Everything else will work itself out from there…)