Bacon & Eggs is So 2009

The breakfast of the future is fast, anti-inflammatory and delicious. It’s delicious in a way that gnawing on birch bark you picked off the ground is delicious.

Damage cannot be created or destroyed. Vanquish it somewhere and it appears somewhere else without fail. In this case, I heal my body. However the yellow stains I leave everywhere are damaging my marriage. It’s a trade off.

I present Dr. Jason’s Secret-No-Longer Formulation: coconut oil, avocado oil, pepper and a shitload of turmeric. Chuck in microwave, it irradiate it into a liquid and presto!


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