How to Create a Viral Medium Story

When I say viral, I mean a post that people avoid like the plague. That’s what happens with most of my stories. That’s why I made that clever title. It’s a pathetic way to get people to read what I wrote.

Wait, let me look up the plague…God, even the title makes no sense because the plague is a fucking bacteria.

How to Create a Bacterial Medium Story? That sounds stupid.

I need to build myself a team and staph it with better writers. See what I did there?

I can’t believe its come to this. I’m going to secretly eat Burger King in my car. If it starts.