Coming Out of Retirement: Cutler Meme Face and Brandon Albert

Lenny Letcher
Aug 8, 2017 · 2 min read

So it is official. Jay Cutler has signed with the Miami Dolphins for 10 million dollars and incentives that could make it as high as 13 million depending on Cutler’s level of play. Chicken Cutlet said it was Kristen Cavallari, his wife and former reality star that talked him into returning to football.

No crap Jay you just got 10 million dollars there is not much my wife wouldn’t try to convince me to do for ten large. The signing of Jay “the walking meme” Cutler has finally added something interesting to talk about in the NFL since the draft. The debate has already started by receiver Kenny Stills of the Dolphins saying that Matt Moore is their guy and there is no controversy.

If the Dolphins a playoff team from a year ago win more than seven games this season, I will be shocked. Shocked.

Now that Cutler has come out of retirement, it appears that Brandon Albert the offensive tackle for the Jaguars wants to do the same. Doing his best George Costanza and showing up to work a week after you quit and hoping that nobody notices. Albert has notified the Jags that he will, in fact, come to training camp next week.

Our new sponsor Sage Academy is starting classes tomorrow. There is still time to enroll. They have openings in Kindergarten through 5th grade and are on a waiting list for 6th through 8th. Sage Academy is a tuition free school of choice, meaning they take kids from all over the valley. They are your alternative to the public school that you don’t want your student to go to, without the private school costs. Free breakfast and lunch are provided.

For more follow me on twitter @lennyletcher. This segment is sponsored by Host Boogie. Now you know where to start if you have an idea for a website, company or a blog come party with us at HostBoogie.com

Lenny Letcher

Written by

Husband, father, AF vet, avid sports fan, writer. I hope you enjoy the writing.

Welcome to a place where words matter. On Medium, smart voices and original ideas take center stage - with no ads in sight. Watch
Follow all the topics you care about, and we’ll deliver the best stories for you to your homepage and inbox. Explore
Get unlimited access to the best stories on Medium — and support writers while you’re at it. Just $5/month. Upgrade