You might be a White Nationalist if:
You boycott watching “Blackish,” not because you don’t think it’s funny, but because they didn’t air “Whitish” to avoid that liberal media bias.
You didn’t know that Robert E. Lee was strongly opposed to any monuments or memorials following the Civil War.
You march in solidarity with your pale brethren, fearing nothing but those damn mosquitoes, apparently, thank god for these citronella torch thingies.
You find nothing odd in that everything your fearless leader raves against is still, somehow, Obama’s fault, which makes him like a million times more powerful than any other retired world figure.
Your IQ is conveniently printed inside the waistband of your pants.
Your resume and work history conveniently fit on one side of a standard business card, and the ones you printed five years ago are still current.
But seriously, for a minute — every person of color, LBGTQ, should take advantage of the Second Amendment now, before a simple executive order suddenly freezes the status quo, with the NRA Brownshirts holding a considerable headstart. I’m not saying all NRA members are bat-shit crazy, but I am saying all bat-shit gun crazies are NRA members, and Wayne LaPierre is just a different form of Trump and Bannon, with legions who would follow him into hell.
This is no joke, I fear; our system is being tested to the limits, and we get to see whether it will live up to the unfulfilled noble promises many still believe in, or whether it will fail to withstand the rot from within. If the principles can stand, it should make no difference whether those who come after are black, brown, white or gay or straight. If the future of the country depends on the race or gender of those in power, the past two hundred fifty years have been wasted in perpetuating lies.
One last alternative, a little old-fashioned and dull, but try it. Vote. Vote with a vengeance, get your smug selfie-taking besties to vote, anybody especially the jerks who propagated the lie last time, that your vote didn’t matter, because too many white nationalists did vote, and guess what — Black Votes Matter. Brown votes, LBGTQ votes matter. Prove that the white nationalists are obsolete. Vote them into a backwater of history, or suffer the consequences.
