Does Mitch McConnell Have Teeth?
Allan Ishac
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Ok, I know this was satire about McConnell not having teeth but seriously, I’ve actually wondered IF he does?! That said, he doesn’t have the cajones to be Senate Majority leader. Maybe Andrew Zimmern can invite Mitch along and together they can eat Rocky Mountain Oysters… at least he’d know what it’s like to have a set of balls? Or is that eat a set? Mitch needs to get out of DC and enjoy the simple pleasures in life like Geoducks (clams). They look like Hmmm, how do I put this politely… a penis. http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/06/geoducks-are-strange.html

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