Lisa Beyer10 Rapes Harvey Weinstein Didn’t CommitTW: Sorry, rapists, if you don’t like this.Feb 25, 2020Feb 25, 2020
Lisa BeyerLove Is …Love is patient, love is kind, love will ball your socks if you really think that’s a worthwhile endeavor for a reasonably intelligent…Jun 12, 2019Jun 12, 2019
Lisa Beyer‘What Should I Do With My One Wild and Precious Life,’ & Other Questions Not to Ask Yourself While…(i love my job, so none of this pertains to me)May 15, 2019May 15, 2019
Lisa BeyerI Have All the Answers to All the QuestionsYou just have to put the questions in the right place.Apr 25, 20191Apr 25, 20191
Lisa BeyerWelcome to Today’s Episode of “NOW WHAT HAPPENED?”Hint: It’s always bad!Mar 14, 20191Mar 14, 20191
Lisa BeyerI’ll Sit Here Quietly While I Wait for You to Read My MindI’ll sit here quietly while I wait for you to read my mind. No, no, I’m fine. Don’t worry about me. Except? If you’re going that way? A…Feb 20, 2019Feb 20, 2019
Lisa BeyerValentine’s Day Cards That Didn’t SellDear Valentine, When I say something and you don’t respond but sort of grunt … I don’t know what that means.Feb 15, 2019Feb 15, 2019
Lisa BeyerAlternative Schools for Your Kid that You Can Afford!(originally published on Defenestration.com, a lit mag for humor)Feb 5, 2019Feb 5, 2019
Lisa BeyerI Voted and I Voted Early, MotherfuckersBut I have a few questions. Namely, what’s the difference between a U.S. and a state senator, and can you give me an example of each that…Nov 1, 20181Nov 1, 20181
