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“So the gulls got him?” sighed Yuffie.
“Afraid so,” replied Fuen.
“So let me get this straight,” said Fuen. “You sit in a giant coffee cup, naked, inside an elevator?”
“Whisp,” sighed Spectre, “why are you hiding behind a Buddha?”