Angry Spider

Peter Edwards
Aug 26, 2017 · 1 min read

“Then why the heck did you destroy my castle?” yelled the Doctor.

“You know darn well why!” shouted Spider.

“Not a clue,” grumbled the Doctor.

“You said my wife had a nice lookin’ vagina,” screeched Spider.

“No,” groaned the Doctor. “I said she had acute angina…”

Hey, this was the first tale I ever wrote that Spider was angry in. This was the original arachnid temper tantrum! Tale originally posted in January, both the month and the Little Fears first book.

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Peter Edwards
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