Lucy’s Wife

“My wife left me,” sighed Lucy.

“Oh dear,” said Fuen. “How are you taking it?”

“Awful,” sighed Lucy. “I have been so lonely and depressed I bought a dog, and a new motorbike then had sex with two women and spent a fortune on drink and drugs.”

“I am sorry to hear that,” replied Fuen.

“Mmm,” mumbled Lucy. “She’s gonna go mad when she gets home from the shops…”

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