Toasted Alpaca

An alpaca swaggered into the pub wearing a huge slice of toast around her neck.

Reala looked over, grimacing. “Hello there.”

“Hey, hey,” replied Alpaca.

“What’s with the toast?” asked Reala.

“This?” said the Alpaca. “I’m in-bread…”

“Oh no,” sighed Reala.

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