Otherwise we won’t be friends with you and we’ll say that your expressions aren’t appropriately severe, that your suits are ill-fitting, that your properties are poorly groomed, that you’re bad at boating and at life.
Peter Thiel, You Are Not Cool, But The SHOCKER Will Say You Are Cool And Work For You For $4,000
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I know this may or may not be akin to an insult in this fine publication, but this reads very much like Dave Eggers