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Sometimes I think young people are conspiring to create the most irritating controversies ever, just to troll the rest of us. They get enthused about something cutesy and stupid like emojis, corporations try to service that enthusiasm, so they complain that they weren’t serviced in a progressive way, then when the corporations respond to the complaint it’s for entirely cynical reasons. Meanwhile, we’re all left earnestly discussing friggin emojis.

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