Lucifer LℓoydScare-DuckNo dirty flying monkey is putting paws on my shiny, purple organic raspberries. I see their furry bodies in my basement every morning…Feb 9, 2019Feb 9, 2019
Lucifer LℓoydEyelashesI had to have my eyelashes removed. Each lash caused its own indescribable pain. The first one I plucked out with a tweezer. The relief…Dec 4, 2017Dec 4, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydBubbleForget flying, walking is the way to go. Antartica to San Diego, hoof it along the sea floor. Penguins and pepper flower gnawed at by…Nov 25, 2017Nov 25, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydCommunist Disappointment and Individual GloryYou can’t change what humans are. This is why the communists always tyrannize, always punish, especially once formed into a state. We the…Nov 25, 2017Nov 25, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydBlunderbussA religious house ought to browbeat. Children are your duty. Life is war. To love is to hate. You cannot love unless you discriminate. See…Nov 17, 2017Nov 17, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydYellow FishIf you hook a yellow fish, throw it back. Friend, there are some fish — sick fish — who fetishize that stuff that comes out of woodland…Nov 16, 2017Nov 16, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydThe DuckIf your life is tired, and it’s time for a change, consider the duck. The duck is a foul bird because it penetrates water. The duck is…Nov 13, 2017Nov 13, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydI Am The MagazineDon’t judge me, judge my printer. My printer was a bad man with a bad mind. He made me dirty so he could unwind. I am but the magazine.Nov 13, 2017Nov 13, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydBells Ring in the AfternoonAll butter wash, I was filling my meaty hands with the fruit of the garden when a tinkling bell sounded out somewhere in the distance. I…Oct 30, 2017Oct 30, 2017
Lucifer LℓoydNo Need For CloutWho gives back? A clout is a clump. A free man is stuck by reputation. Who says today is much like tomorrow in how I behave? The world has…Oct 16, 2017Oct 16, 2017
