So not today.

22 Millennials Who Just Couldn’t Even.

And other stories of procrastination.

We read click-bait because we want to know why the hell someone would need to write a list on that specific topic. We are consistently disappointed when there is no reason. A hope in the (way)back of our minds that maybe there might be real substance.

We are millennials because we were born in a time range. But millennial is not a defining characteristic.

We are human and we could, even.

Disclaimer: This was not a list. Thank you for noticing.

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