(Make that 3) Haiku Poems Just for You!


  1. Sleepless Seattle

Drinking beer alone

Made a claim I’d write daily

Fuck you and your face.


….. This one is called:

2.Disappointment Has a Taste

Today I did learn

of double-spam musubi

really not so good.


3. Marisa Tomei

Met a girl today

I hope she’s not too slutty

just slutty enough.