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Hi Mark: I respect your opinion about the use of the f-word, but I’m afraid you could not be more misguided about the kind of person I am and my level of happiness. I am extremely happy, as I write about in my book, in part because I have stopped giving so many unnecessary fucks! The book is both self-help and parody, and the use of the f-word over and over again is meant to desensitize the reader to its negative connotations. I made up delightful new words like “fucknado” and “Fucksgiving” and had a lot of fun doing it. In fact, I’ve heard from hundreds of people all over the world that my book has made them laugh out loud AND reevaluate the sources of some of their own unhappiness and resolve to make positive changes in 2016 and beyond. Perhaps if you have a chance to read the whole book some day, you will have a change of heart. Until then, you needn’t give a flying fuck about my happiness — I’m all set :-)