BREAKING: MICHAEL MOORE LIVE FROM THE APOCALYPSE HAS SECURED THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHTS TO TELEVISE THE IMPEACHMENT TRIAL OF DONALD J. TRUMP

TRIAL EXPECTED THIS FALL WITH MOORE HOSTING ON TNT

NEW YORK, May 17, 2017 — After grueling, round-the-clock negotiations with chief White House negotiator Jared Kushner, the White House has chosen “Michael Moore Live from the Apocalypse” to have exclusive broadcast rights to the upcoming impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

Kushner, an old friend of Moore’s from back in the day when they worked together advocating for socialized medicine and women’s reproductive freedom, said he chose the Apocalypse over Rupert Murdoch’s Fox News because Murdoch was unwilling to promise Trump an Executive Producer credit and some backend money. The White House previously considered giving exclusive broadcast rights for Trump’s inauguration to Fox News: http://bit.ly/2rs0HoS

The President issued a statement that he was thrilled that his trial would be televised on TNT and hosted by Moore.

“When you think about it, who is more TNT than me?” mused Trump. “People voted for me because they wanted me to blow things up. TNT! I’m the human TNT!”

Trump was also giddy about the potential Nielsen record.

“My impeachment will get the best ratings ever! Huge! Bigger than Clinton’s!”

“Michael Moore Live from the Apocalypse” will debut on TNT prime time this fall.

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