What your LinkedIn Profile Picture Tells me

You on the phone: You’ve mastered the phone. Congratulations.

You on your boat: You’re so successful you have a boat and this picture was taken on that one day last year you got to use it.

You at a black-tie event: You hang out with really rich people who invite you to events that require a tux, so… you must also be really rich. Either that or you’re milking every last drop out of that Bar Mitzvah rental.

You with a famous person: You are so connected that you can take a picture with a famous person. Cool. Now get your shine box!

You with a professional studio photo: Your daughter was at the Glamour Shots anyway, so what the heck?

You — a selfie: Really?