Boris control your Johnson.
Sep 9, 2018 · 3 min read

Boris, Boris, Boris. What are we to do? Every-time we think you can’t possibly trip up again, you manage to pull something spectacular out of the bag. Recently you’ve resigned as Foreign Secretary and referred to women who wear burkas as looking like post boxes and bank robbers. So when your summer looked like it couldn’t get anymore eventful, the old ball and chain has kicked you out(again) for cheating.

