Dungeons & Dragons: My Real Life Stats

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If you’ve played enough Dungeons & Dragons (and you’re a nerd like me) then you’ve likely wondered at some point — What would my ability scores be as a D&D character? What class would I be? Alignment?

In this article I’ll discuss my personal answers to the questions above — not because I think you care about my stats, but because I hope that some of you might enjoy the process and reflect upon your own real life character sheets.

Ability Scores

My dad got our son this cute onesie, showcasing his newborn D&D Ability scores and it is possibly the most adorable thing I’ve ever seen!

Strength: 12

I think I’m stronger than the average 27-year-old man… maybe? Barely? Kind of hard to gauge honestly, I’m not a naturally strong person — but I think I’m in better physical shape than most men my age.

Dexterity: 10

I’m pretty slow. I was terribly slow for a college soccer player and nothing about me is “quick” or “agile.” Still, I gave myself a 10 because I think I’m still average in comparison…