How Not to Give Interviews…

Asked what was my favourite ballet by Sir Kenneth MacMillan:
 ‘Song of the Earth…no, wait…Concerto:
when the Second Movement girl is supported doing 
ports de bras. Actually, The Judas Tree totally 
stuns me. Different Drummer. When you 
feel like someone’s been at your insides with 
the de-icer? When as Mother Goose I was dipped 
in the Lake of True Beauty, I would see poor Wozzeck
drowning himself in the bath. No wonder my 
Dame Transformation Ballet — Own Frock —
went a bit Wayne McGregor…’