The inexperienced recruiter
In the Middle East canteen
Someone-Hi, can I sit here?
Me-Yes, of course.
Someone-Are you Turkish?
Someone-You look like European.
Me-Is Turkish the first nation you remember when seeing European?
Someone-Actually, no, but you looked like Turkish.
Me-How do you know how Turkish people look like, have you ever visited Turkey?
Someone-No. So you are not?
A minute later
Someone-So, do you like halal food that is why you have come here?
Me-No, I am a just meat eater and here there is some good food with meat.
Someone-Oh! So you are Muslim and meat eater even pork?
Me-How do you know I am Muslim?
Someone-Here most of the people are Muslims.
Me-Ok, I am not. I am Christian.
Someone-Oh seriously? I am Christian too. Don’t you think that Christ is coming back in the near future?
Someone-Actually, I am from the *** church. I am just here to find out Muslims and spread the word of Christ and help them to come back.
Me-Did they assign you or it is your initiative?
Someone-It is my initiative. Did it interest you? Would you like to join me to convince them?
Someone- No? If I knew I did not tell you all of this… bye.
Me-Have a nice day.