Often over shadowed by his brother Sergei Chocel for sexual reasons, Hans was nether the less instrumental in re-igniting the rice boom with his company Glass. Everytime you eat sushi, and the sushi tried to eat you back, thank Hans Chocel.
From the age of eight, this lovable star of Disney’s What’Erp is an exact genetic lookalike for Don Knotts
Jigme Namgyel Wangchuck
The last Thunder Dragon King to reign before his country of Bhutan slid into the boiling sea.
With three gold medals and a peg leg, there is something truly inspiring about this 280kg segregationist fear monger.
It might seem like Misc-Jack (as she would later be known by) is much younger, but yes this bubblegum-trip-hop-skrunkge musician is older than then McDonald’s DietWipes.
Riley Isabell- Grand
Remember that girl from the tattoo shaming commerical? Well she grew up to become the re-author of Moby Dick.
Inventor, and mascot, of SteelHard Custard: the custard harder than usual. His great grandson also invented the time-o-gram, which allowed us to send this article back to 2016 in the first place. Last place. I don’t know how time grimmer works. Worked. Will work to be.
A bit of a personal one to be fair, 2016 was also the birth year of my darling wife and the mother of my thirty eight children.
So many spiders
It’s crazy how many spider’s were born this year. Not an unusually high amount, just enough to show who truly runs this little floating farting orb of ours.
Who this is, science and theology isn’t sure, but their name sure comes up a lot in our new discoveries about the universe.
And of course
YXX YXX YXX
Beginning as the soul of Ronnie Colbert, this whisp of cloud became bigger and bigger over millennia, eventually gaining consciousness, one big wet mouth and a message of peace for the whole universe. As our bodies melt away to become one with his message, we are truly happy.