Marc HechtPetition for Restitution Regarding Szechuan SauceIn the Circuit Court of the Thirteenth District In and For Hillsborough County, Florida Corporate Law DivisionOct 9, 2017Oct 9, 2017
Marc HechtHenry The Horse Dances The Waltz This Wednesday, Beatles Fans UnwelcomeI can’t fucking take it anymore. An aggressive way to start an e-vite, I know, but these people are infuriating our Estonian waltz…Sep 6, 2017Sep 6, 2017
Marc HechtI Promise We’re Still Friends Even If You Are SucceedingI’m not mad because you are succeeding in exactly the field that I am also trying and failing to succeed in. I’m not mad at all. My…Aug 31, 2017Aug 31, 2017
Marc HechtGood news! Anxiety Likely Won’t Make You Literally ExplodeAre you anxious all the time? Feel like you’re going to explode? Rest easy. There is as of this moment no scientific basis to believe that…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
Marc HechtOkay, So Here’s The PlanAll right, fellas, let’s go through this one last time. Security at the museum changes shifts at 1:30 AM every night, meaning Competent…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
Marc HechtinApplaudienceThere IS Room Enough In This Town For The Two Of UsTensions are high. We’ve been standing off for twenty minutes, and I’m sure the townsfolk staring down from their windows, balconies, and…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
Marc HechtAlex Trebek’s Condescending Responses to Several Jeopardy Contestants’ StoriesCONTESTANT: “An electric fence, right. I grew up on a farm in Iowa, and there was this electric fence running right through the property…Feb 5, 2017Feb 5, 2017
