Chastain, Theron and Blunt, in a movie together?

Jessica Chastain just kills it as the smartest person ever in Interstellar and Zero Dark Thirty.

Charlize Theron makes Mad Max look like an understudy in Fury Road.

Emily Blunt is the steely edged killer who teaches Tom Cruz how to man up in Edge of Tomorrow.

Those three, in a movie together?

A Science Fiction Feminist’s dream team.

My dream team.

But…

What movie are they in together?

Snow Fucking White.

No, wait …

not even Snow Fucking White,

but a prequel,

to Snow Fucking White.

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I must be in hell.