The Facial Cumshot: It’s Not Bad. It’s Just Overrated
I gave Lauren her first-ever facial in 2000. Here’s how it went down.
The facial is overrated. Let me explain.
Not long after we married (in 2000), Lauren and I were watching an adult film. Enjoying porn and erotica together has been an occasional indulgence for us, including in the early years of our marriage. Some videos we like; some we don’t. (We don’t really watch porn too often anymore; we prefer to make our own with our cameras.)
In this particular video, we got to a scene culminating in the guy pulling his cock out of the woman’s mouth and ejaculating a huge amount of semen all over her face to her delight. We’d seen this happen in other videos, but this particularly gratuitous “cumshot” caught Lauren’s attention.
“Why did he do that?” Lauren, then about 26 years-old, asked as we watched (while quite handsy with each other). “Seriously. Wouldn’t he have rather cum in her mouth? Isn’t that what guys like when they’re getting a blowjob?”
Going back to when we started dating, Lauren has always been generous with swallowing. She swallowed the first time she blew me! Watching this video, she just assumed from her own head-bobbing experience that it’s what the guy would have wanted over ejaculating on the woman’s face.
“I don’t know, darling,” I responded, enjoying her foreplay handjob while I fingered her moist pussy. “It looks sexy, but I’d think he’d prefer it in her mouth for sure.”
“Hmmmmm,” my wife countered, and we continued watching.
In the next scene, the guy pulled his cock out of the woman’s vagina and did the same thing, spraying her face with his semen as she giggled.
“There it is again,” she said. “Why?”
No sooner could I respond with, “I don’t know,” than Lauren started sucking my dick.
I repositioned myself, getting on my knees next to my Swedish lover as she was on her side. With the video playing in the background, she took my throbbing manhood back into her hungry mouth and looked longingly up at me, leaving little doubt that her endgame was a mouthful of sperm she’d happily swallow to delight her man.
And so she blew me with all her cock-sucking talent and skill.
When she knew I was about to cum, Lauren took my dick from her mouth — still pumping my saliva-covered shaft back and forth with her hand — looked into my eyes and said, “Daddy, cum on my face and then tell me if you like that better than me swallowing.”
Mic drop.
“Seriously?” I asked.
“Yeah,” she whispered.
The cum was quickly building in me and she stuck out her tongue and looked into my eyes in anticipation, still jerking me off. I’d never seen my wife stick out her tongue in this way; it really turned me on. She was ready for what was about to happen.
With our eyes locked on one another — a look of contentment on her face — I pumped warm semen onto her tongue and up and across her face, even accidentally hitting one of her eyes, making a mess of my giggling Nordic beauty.
“Oh my god,” she giggled as I facialized her.
“Oh, wow,” she added, fingering the semen.
This would surely require a shower to clean up, and yet she seemed to like it and continued to giggle. She swallowed what I shot on her tongue and giggled again.
“Good job, baby.”
“Mmmmmm,” was all I could offer.
“Well?” she asked, her face slathered with my creamy, white seed and her cum-covered eye closed.
“Fun,” was all I could get out as I came to from a near blackout. “Lots of fun. Very naughty, especially you calling me daddy when you asked me to do that. But I feel badly — your eye…and your face and hair are a mess, sweetheart.”
She giggled again.
“It’s OK. I wanted to shower anyway.”
She walked into the bathroom and looked at herself in the mirror — “wow” was all she said — before stepping into the shower.
Now more than two decades later, we are hardly strangers to the facial. It happens occasionally depending on our mood, and it’s the preferred way most guys cum when we’re with other couples (though explicit permission is required), myself included if I’m with another guy’s wife. It’s now a popular way to cap things off these days, especially with Millennial couples.
How We Define a Facial
I should state how we define a facial: Her mouth is open and her tongue out and my semen is shot onto her tongue, in her mouth and on her face. She has never gotten a facial from me — or, as I recall, any guy — without her mouth open and tongue out. Most of the time with a facial, the semen is on her chin, lips, tongue, cheeks, nose, maybe forehead, and sometimes hair. It can be a small mess and, other times, a big mess requiring a shower. Only on a few occasions has it hit her eyes. Eyes are a no-no, and I make every effort to avoid them. Up the nose is also a big faux pas.
Not as Enjoyable as in Her Pussy or Mouth (or Ass)
Although the facial is fun and naughty, I still prefer to cum in her mouth and pussy. Ejaculating in Lauren’s mouth or vagina feels significantly better than ejaculating on her face. In fact, ejaculating in her vagina feels better than ejaculating in her mouth, but ejaculating in her mouth feels much better than on her face. In fact, the facial comes in fourth place behind 1) in her pussy, 2) in her mouth and 3) in her ass.
Reasons Why the Facial is Such a Thing
So why is there such fascination with the facial? For starters, it has been popularized in porn. Here are other possible reasons:
It’s an alternative to swallowing
Some women refuse to swallow, and some won’t even let a guy cum in their mouth so, instead, they may allow him to cum on their face. I don’t know what percentage of women refuse to swallow, but I know every single one of Lauren’s friends swallows. Every woman we’ve had in our bedroom with us has swallowed. The facial, then, is an alternative to getting a mouthful of salty, bitter semen for women who can’t handle that. And it’s a healthy STD prevention practice (versus swallowing) for people like us who have sex with other couples.
It’s highly visual
Guys are visual and one thing about the facial that is fun is the incredible visual afforded when semen is being shot all over their woman’s face. It is fun to do and watch. Lauren and I have more than a few facials caught on camera, including one from 2004 that is in the hall of fame for us as it was a very big load, the lighting and angle were perfect, Lauren loved it and I totally got off. I still watch it to this day. My feelings about watching another guy cum on her face are mixed. I’m actually OK with her swallowing another guy’s semen (so long as he’s on the all-clear list).
It’s an act of dominance
This one is complicated. Although Lauren and I believe deeply in equitable sex, she will be the first to tell you that there are times when she wants to be dominated and, in her words, “objectified.” She likes to call me “daddy” when I’m having my way with her. The facial can sometimes be part of that desire. Many women have this desire at times — many of Lauren’s friends do and many of the couples we’ve been with over the years have as well.
It’s kinky and slutty
Lauren sometimes enjoys being treated like my whore. If she’s in a slutty mood, it means she wants to be treated like I own her. This isn’t always the case; like I said, most of the time sex is very equitable for us. But sometimes she just wants me to get off on her, and thus she can really desire a facial.
It’s a way for a guy to mark his “territory”
It may seem primitive, but there are theories that, when a man ejaculates on his woman, it’s an instinctive way of him marking his “territory.” Maybe this is why I’m not crazy about watching other guys cum on my wife’s face, which is very hypocritical of me to say since I do the same with their wives.
Don’t misunderstand me. Do I enjoy giving Lauren and other women facials? Yes. Would I rather cum in Lauren’s pussy? Yes. Would I rather cum in her mouth? Yes. Would I rather cum in her ass? Depends on my mood but cumming in her ass does feel better, physically speaking.
Please, in the comments share your own experience with the facial, whether giving or receiving.
