writer/comedian. closeted heterosexual. Think Lars and the Real Girl meets Her. Except I'd be a huge inanimate fag in both movies.
A soliloquy.
And then you’ll hold me.And protect me.And I’ll forgive you.And you’ll understand me.
a story about computers with as much brevity possible.
I am a gay man who lives in SF and I’m fairly ambitionless. I spend a great deal of spare time on the internet doing ambitionless things.
Britain: it’s not that Jeremy Corbyn needs to get his shit together. Your media needs to get its shit together. Blairites need to let go of their late ‘90s honeymoon and stop pandering to Punch and Judy and realize it’ll be Punch and Duty Free they’ll be presenting next budget if Labour doesn’t attempt to remember the basis of their political…