On this episode of “ The things C5 says…”

C 5: “Mom can I talk to the bug on the wall? I need to tell him something…”

Me: “sure kiddo”

C5: “ excuse me? Mosquito hawk? My Dad killed your brother because he bumped into my Dad… I’m really, really sorry about that, but my Dad hates it when bugs bump into him. Please be careful so you don’t die too…”

Me: 😲🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️