wmn ; chaptr 1 ,
what iz a wmn 2 do /.
say, yr a 2016 republican, like i wz. born in 1984 in the united states in a small town in a state that don’t get no respecto . ok / . u c whr i’m going w this. right.
nvr assume n e body hz a f ing clue wht u r talking about.
nobody hz read a f ing book in over 6 years 1
all the shift keys are inoperable on my kyborad. keyboard. do we still call them keyboards /. or was tht a piano term /
gd. u ppl mk it so f ing hrd 2 keep up w the program. whiskey tengo // tango foxtrot /. ppl 1
y r u …/.
no.
what.
wht. r u waiting 4 /.
there iz litl diff in my book btwn the knda ppl who tie for 3rd pl in the spelling bee, and thoze who win a blue ribbon in the abbreviation b .
blue ribbon effort 1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
no mor re port crdz. no mor skoolz. wht iz this the 1790z /.
just… 4h fairz y tambien parades y fiestaz.
ppl dnt need prizez 2 motivate them 2 do the rite thng.
i mean.
people don’t need prizes to
except, thrz un poquito mas espacio para experimentar.
ifn thrz no dinero changing handz.
y else do u think the queen of england never handlez the gold. according 2 tradition // sm research i dug up at trinity church.
historic bldng // upjohn neogothic brwnstn etc at the intersctn of which 2 fymss ny city streetz /. …i’m puttting wrdz in yr mouth , reddie /. /. /.
udc, ict, obvi ; 0
haha
n
e
way,
yesssssssssssssssss1
u got it 1
high 5
wall street
and
broad
way
.
very
very
ver
e
far
downtown.
ppl in new york refer to it az a town.
az in ; thz little town blues…
r sailing away…
or, whatever.
1/2 the thyme // time // tm // idk how to get my point across without stabbing that person in the heart several times using the well-intentiond // proverbial // hockey stick those youth r alwyz mentioning in thr hipphoppery and spellings out of h e u no wht. h e dble hockey sticks. spells. h. e. double. hockey. stickz.
u no wht it spellz.
i can’t represnt a dollar sgn on my keypad. it cld be cut and paste frm another window open on my computr, but honestly plz dont read. dont modulate the key then not debate with me ; y should a tiny island across the c regulate the price of t /. alexander, plz; drop the nice-itties 1 silence 1
a twitter frm the king ; a twitter frm the kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing …
lo siento.
i no thatz got 2 b sm form of plagerizm , however i fear no legal action on the part of lin manuel miranda. i do hope i hv his name correctly .
iv been listening to aaron burr songz and george washington songz of late // ; lately. alexandr hmilton had a torrid affair ; and he rote it down, rite there 1
high lightz 1
ahhhh, lin manuel.
depending when hiz parentz concv, they name him diff combinationz ov names. but az the seying goez, a rose by another… by any other name wld b so… would b az svveet.
gertrude stein. useful knowledge; thatz the one 2 start with.
a rose iz a rose iz a tendr button lamama etc,
n e way
no 1 cares abt theater
and // or
yet
//vr iz the gateway drg to get ppl back into the pewz.
the field 1
itz open wider than u might hv originally tht.
hmm.
if i only new then wht i no now.
am i right /. /. /.
come on, dave.
say i’m right.
//
yr rite, clare 1
//
haha, dave….
oh, dave.
how i trust thee .
btw, do u may b want 2 wtch a movie l8r /.
may… b
ok, wll, whatevz and everthing, but lately every1 keeps axing me if iv seen 2001.
nahhhhhhhhhh.
y knot /.
idk. bored of space moviez. esp aftr c ing sb in gravity w the frrrrndz i lyke less thn u … i guess… mostly. thtz y. because i like spending thyme with you, and i think we shld read a series of unfortunate events in the common room while u sit nxt 2 me on the couch…
o, i sed.
okee
haha.
b t way, just 4 no reazn, i just wanted 2 mention my father wz a member of the volunteer fire department.
o, i des.
yes, he sed.
i shld also men shun ; my father iz dead.
i’m so sorry 4 yr loss, i sed.
than q , he said.
u must hv loved your father very much, i sed.
yes, he said. it’s apparent.
i smiled.
it iz a parent, i saed.
le sigh…
no 1 knows // noze my refference pointz prior to the year 2021 .
//
speaking of whc,
did u no
that latin namez spelld w zzzzz instead of sssssss
r the ones tht wr jewish /.
adam sandlr , yes, saved us all a lot of wrk w the hanukkah song in the 1990z; but imagine an even simplr metodo de communicacion.
1 thym, 2 b fun
e
i
did
this
thng…
oooooo…
it wz lcky 4 me no 1 lookd too deeply into my motivez .
i could realli fill in the blank hr. kinda lyke, refr 2 pretty pretty pretty much n e hilarious // tragik episode of my lyfe.
my mm sighz audiblee.
she’z 1 of those secretly jewish ppl, who dnt evn tell othr jewz thyr jewsh bc they no th official jewz realli realli realli lyke their current rule book, and patriarchee is malarky blah blah blah, we neglect 2 read n e testamentz while thr r so men e othr reading materialz around.
like shiny happy magazinez with full color glossy pagez, and preferably created entirely in tribute 2 barack obama.
i no.
i.
no.
eye know.
i’m sorry.
i’m a human woman. i have feelingz 11
men hv gottn w me 1000/. bc they resembld him btwn the years 2008–3001.
ai.
i’m giving up.
not on lyfe.
az i figgured i’d b forced 2. bi this thyme.
i’m giving up thyme trvl.
here’s the rl scrt;
literally
seriously
really
todo el mundo se pueden recibir los beneficios de viejos de travel.
or smthng similar 2 wht i typd there. ha.
i hv given up attempting to interfc w rglr earthlings .
only self -proclaimed // honestly -priced geniusez fm here on out, ok /.
the truth iz u kant plz a man 4 az long az he usually desirez u to continu 2 werk 2 plz him.
when the thrill wherez off and suffendly threr u r in a bare room in the light of day…
looking down at the hot bod of yr 1st true love
still feeling wept // swept off yr feet…
fingers freshly bare//
bc
u
got yr wedding ring stolen at gunpoint
and yr dressed like a hookr // mermaid
he
freed
u
like
a
g
knee
frm
a
btl
with a single glimpse
of
hiz
limp.
of
hiz
achille’z vice .
heroine.
there r
2 rulez
and only
2 rulez
u
will
never
break.
until u hit 88.
then, idk
i guess
all betz
r
off
lol
buuttt
wht wz i
o yh,
rule number 1
heroin bad
rule number 2
cocaine bad
rule number 3
there iz no rule number 3.
ref the bill of rightz y los 10 commandatoz y u git the gist // jist.
finally.
jeeez uss,
mrn
e.
fking
chryst.
hhhhhhhhh111111111111
n e way.
becauze of my accnt ppl gv me preferential treatment.
porque mi voz esta muy rico suave, la gente son [[gentle]] muy agradable .
damasiado en uno caso.
ai 1
mi amor 1
ay love u
366
8
24
sighhhhhhhhhh agin.
yep.
oooooo 1
ok,
cold war
part 2
tony kushner
medieval studies mayjer
writez mostly abt russia
and gay ppl
4 sm reason
probably went to see rent
when it wz a hit
on bway
ah yesss.
i remember when i wz on broad way…
270 broadway.
quite proximal 2 the j m z
quite.
proximal.
conoces la abrev. ,
v
i
h
/.
vih es espanol.
es el mismo de
h
i
v
en
ingles.
ha.
fun
e
story.
i wz drawn
2 ft grn park 4 sm reazon.
maybe thtz y i xplored socialized medicine on murder avenue.
that’z wht they used 2 call myrtle ave.
when mor ppl wr mrdrd in ft grn, bklyn.
sigh.
black doctor.
heather iz her 1st name.
el doctor.
no.
la doctora.
ehhh
let’s call her, el doctor.
el doc me dice ;
necesitamos una [[como se dice test /. ]] prueba /.
i wz lyk ; wht.
doc wz lyk;
it may prove 2 b a false pozitiv.
i were lyk
wht.
doc wr lk;
we’ll test 4 smthng mor specific thiz thym. chances r ; the lab messed up. it happenz. it happnd to anothr yng wmn. not long ago. the 2nd set of tests cm bk and she wz free and clear.
i were lyk
hh.
we can expect theze rezultz 2 b reddi in 14 daze.
i wr … k /.
porque /.
she wr lyke,
wll, it’z a special set of testz. just b patient and dnt tell
n
e
1
b
4
u
no
4
sho.
i wr lyk
;
que /.
she wz like,
r
u
ok
/.
i wz like.
yeah. i guess so.
she axd me ,
r
u
schdld
2
wrk
2nite
/.
eye was like…
i wz going 2.
sheee wz like…
mb u shld call wrk.
i was like,
i’ll
b
fyne.
//
n e wayz.
the lab. alwayz fkkkng w pplz headz.
t e
pinky
