TV SHOWS
Apropos of Nothing
with Bob and Matt
Serious talks about nothing, nothing at all, and all the rest of the lot.
Interested?
Intrigued?
Obsessed already?
Fabulastic!!
Please subscribe to our channel, give us a generous donation that goes like (insert a number here) ‘000'000'000'000'000'000 bucks, and watch us on the telly! What? you don’t have one? Un-fudging-believable!! Okay, let’s not PAAAAAAAAANIIIIC!!!! AHHHHHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA;
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Matt, calm down.
Bob, shut up!
Matt, step aside.
I’m not getting above, Bob.
Nor beyond, I agree, Matt.
We done with the prepositions game?
Are we?
Bob?
Yes:
Ladies and Gents, dash outside like the derangerest of fools and get the latest TV screen/box you can find on the market. Buy it. Steal it. Lease it. Whatever. Mate, your favourite TV show is about to start:
$ERIES 1 £PISODE ALL