Published in MuddyUm·PinnedMember-onlyWhatever Happens, Never Admit You Did ItPride first, innit? — Kim closes the door, chucks the keys in her fancy key bowl and, right before entering the kitchen, sees Matt coming down the stairs. She says: Hey there! Hey babe. Don’t call me babe, please. Sorry. You know what? No. I’ve seen you in town today. Aw. You were stepping…Humor5 min readHumor5 min read
Published in The Haven·PinnedMember-only2022 Projects I FailedMy Year in Bread Crumbles — Finally, we got rid of the event of the year: the New Year. Now that we’re past that, the f***ucking latest new year has become the current one, the nobodycaresaboutanymore one, the old, decrepit 2023 already. As you may sense from my quite subtle and lyrical words, I hate festivities…Humor10 min readHumor10 min read
PinnedMember-onlyThe Beatles InterviewsFake, never-happened chats with Superunknown Acts — The Beatles Magazine fake-interviews only the best unknown acts in the world because misfits, outsiders weirdos and other forms of nobody-gets-me artists are Better than Famous. Being on the cover of a famous (any) mag is priceless. Being on the cover of Beatles Magazine is better. Beatles magazine is the…Humor1 min readHumor1 min read
PinnedMember-onlyHumo(u)r{Funny [Stories about your mum (whaaaat??) Maybe not.]} — Here is a collection of my worst and foremost takes on society, people and something else I don’t recall at the moment. Am I getting old? And grumpy? And rambling? And rambling? And Wish you a couple of laughs. Sayonara! the Blood Test Saga Blood Tests Why can’t mosquitos do it?medium.com Blood Tests II The Saga Continues…medium.com Blood Tests II (pt2) Be Preparedmedium.comHumor2 min readHumor2 min read
PinnedMember-onlyThoughtsOr Call it What You Like — Poetry1 min readPoetry1 min readThoughtsOr Call it What You Like----
Published in The Haven·Jan 27Member-onlykero_bart#8 The Beatles Interviews — The Beatles Interviews are, what?! You don’t know? Check this out for all the interviews or go on my Instagram for a musical version. Ready? Go! kero_bart!! Oiii cicolo! What is cicolo? Ah. Nothing, it’s like hey man! I’m sorry but I don’t speak your language What? You’re from Florence…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in The Haven·Jan 12Member-onlyKarl Sebastian#7 The Beatles Interviews — The Beatles Interviews are, what?! You don’t know? Check this out for all the interviews or go on my Instagram for a musical version. Ready? Go! Karl! Hey Matteo What did you just call me? Matteo… it’s your name, isn’t it? SHHHH!!! Uh? Aren’t you Italian? What?! Me?? No way…Humor2 min readHumor2 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 22, 2022Member-onlyBlood Tests II (pt2)Be Prepared — Feeling extra brave? Read pt.1 first. Or don’t. Blood Tests II The Saga Continues…medium.com Basically, if you’re scared of whatever, you need to face your whatever to get over it. Terrified of spiders? Watch those extra-legged monsters in action and, if you don’t faint it, you’re over it. Or so it seems. Anyway, where was I…Humor9 min readHumor9 min read
Published in The Haven·Dec 20, 2022Member-onlyBlood Tests IIThe Saga Continues… — In the previous episodes… Blood Tests Why can’t mosquitos do it?medium.com You read that one already? Fab, let’s go with Blood Tests II! Ready? GO! Alright, I must admit my total, thorough defeat. Despite my daily prayers and sacrifices (once, I offered a chunk of KitKat) to the congregation of Worldwide Deities Inc., I was forced to…Humor3 min readHumor3 min read
Published in Music Voices·Dec 14, 2022Member-onlyTrying to Grasp BeautyAn Experimental Musical Journey — The following is the whole truth and nothing but the truth about the making of my latest musical enterprise called Hebden Bridge – A Sound Portrait. Ready? Go! What do you do when your life is split into two realms? …Music7 min readMusic7 min read
