Matt and God 3

God, can I be rich now?

And do what, matt?

I dunno, buy lotsa stuff?

Oh, you need stuff, matt? Is the entire planet I gave you not enough, matt?

The planet’s not just mine, God.

No, of course not, matt. It houses 20,001,121,091,832,083,696 other living things, of which almost 8,000,000,000 are exactly like you.

Wait shit, are there really that many things?

Yeah matt, and the zeros are exponential, matt. The more zeros there are, the more the MORE the number gets bigger.

Shit.

Yeah.