Matt and God 4

God, can I win the lottery?

I don’t know matt, can you?

I mean, literally. Is it possible?

Oh. Shit. Uhh.

No.

Wait really?

Yeah, matt. There is no possible sequence of events that ends with you winning the lottery.

Why not?

Your great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather screwed it up when he tried to marry a hippopotamus.

Oh.

Yeah, dude was awesome. Died too young.