Matt and God 9

Hey God, what is consciousness?

Not really sure matt. Why?

Wait, you’re not sure? How can you not be sure?

I dunno matt, you guys called it that. To me, your “consciousness” is indistinguishable from a slug’s.

What?

Look, when I look at you, and I look at a slug, it’s the same as looking at two different shades of red. Like, yours might be a little brighter, matt, but it’s still the same color as the slug’s.

Wait, do you mean humanity as a whole, or just me?

Yes.

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