Matt PikeinMattPike.DesignThis Side of Time — Part 2How do you feel today, Mr.Storyteller? The same as ever? I guess that would make sense. Well, now that you’re with us, how about a story…May 21, 2020May 21, 2020
Matt PikeinMattPike.DesignWhen Typhoon Usagi Came to SaigonHow I survived the worst floods to ever hit Ho Chi Minh City.Nov 29, 20183Nov 29, 20183
Matt PikeinMattPike.DesignNew Year’s Eve in SaigonA glimpse inside Vietnam’s biggest citySep 19, 2018Sep 19, 2018
Matt PikeinThe Lazy NewsWalking Streets Discriminate Against Lazy PeopleFor those suffering from Doing Impaired, walking streets are just the first battle in a much larger war.Aug 1, 2018Aug 1, 2018
Matt PikeinThe Lazy NewsFleshlight Working With Artificial Intelligence Software To Enhance User ExperienceHave you ever wished that your artificial anus could engage you in meaningful conversation? Well, exciting news out from Fleshlight today…Jul 20, 20182Jul 20, 20182
Matt PikeinThe Lazy NewsChina Will Use Facial Recognition Technology to Remove Beautiful People From FactoriesWith its recent success in nabbing wanted criminals with facial recognition tech, China is now planning to use it to help beautiful people.Jul 4, 2018Jul 4, 2018
Matt PikeinMattPike.DesignWhy I Should Never Drive BoatsIt was summertime, at a tiny cottage on a lake in backwoods Nova Scotia, and I learned why I should never be a boat captain.Jun 20, 2018Jun 20, 2018
Matt PikeinThe Lazy NewsAs NAFTA Talks Falter, Trudeau Sends Nudes to Sway Trump AdministrationTrump doesn't like Canada right now, but PM Justin Trudeau knows exactly what kind of diplomacy this problem needs.Jun 4, 2018Jun 4, 2018
Matt PikeinMattPike.DesignFlight of the CockroachI didn't know that cockroaches in Vietnam could fly. Until this happened.May 31, 2018May 31, 2018
Matt PikeinThe Lazy NewsMurica Bank Announces New Cryptocurrency Backed by High Risk LoansMurica Bank looks to revolutionize lending with their new cryptocurrency, DERP Coin.May 23, 2018May 23, 2018