The Banker’s Prayer

Our Free Market

Who art on Wall Street

Hallowed be thy name.

Our paycheck come

Ayn’s will be done

On Earth as it is in Economic Theory.

Give us this day, our daily trades

And forgive us our toxicity,

As we forgive those who attempt to regulate us

And lead us into large returns,

But deliver us from taxes.

For ours is the wealth,

and the power, and the glory.

For ever and ever.

Amen.