Mean MachineBrandon “Muffin” Malecek ‘Likely Knew of Overweight Discs’ USA Ultimate Commission FindsUSA Ultimate released its findings today after investigating allegations that New England Ironside handler Brandon “Muffin” Malecek used…May 8, 20151May 8, 20151
Mean MachineTom Crawford Apologizes to Teammates for Falsifying His Status as Tulane StudentThree days after USA Ultimate’s announcement that Tulane University was disqualified from the College Championships, Tom Crawford, Tulane…Apr 30, 2015Apr 30, 2015
Mean MachineUltimate VoicesCincinnati, currently ranked 14th in USAU rankings, dropped out of this weekend’s Huck Finn tournament in an attempt to lock up an extra…Mar 25, 2015Mar 25, 2015
Mean MachineCharlie Eisenhood Actually Writing All Ultiworld Articles HimselfThe founding editor of Ultiworld, Charlie Eisenhood, has apparently been writing all of the website’s articles himself under more than two…Feb 13, 2015Feb 13, 2015
Mean MachineGreat Lakes Regional Title Stripped from Chicago MachineUSAUltimate has stripped Chicago Machine of their Great Lakes Regional Championship and suspended its coach for violating a rule…Feb 12, 2015Feb 12, 2015
Mean MachineKanye West Says Johnny Bravo Should Give Their Award to GOATKanye West is not backing down about what he said on Sunday afternoon, calling his comments “a little jolt of truth.” He did follow up his…Feb 11, 2015Feb 11, 2015
Mean MachineLEAKED: Bob Liu’s Embarrassing ‘Magic the Gathering’ Obsession Outed as Front for Even More…Anonymous sources Monday evening revealed that Machine handler Bob Liu’s well documented obsession for the card game ‘Magic: The Gathering…Feb 10, 2015Feb 10, 2015
Mean MachineMissing: Goose Accidentally Flies NorthScientists are baffled at reports of Goose migrating to Alberta, Canada this winter instead of someplace warm in the southern United States…Feb 9, 2015Feb 9, 2015
Mean MachineBrian Williams Opens Up About Winning Club Championships with Johnny BravoBrian Williams, Emmy award winning anchor and Johnny Bravo’s most decorated captain spoke candidly yesterday about the team’s successful…Feb 7, 2015Feb 7, 2015