Happy Monday, from your boss Bruce

Hi Ryan,

Hope you had a relaxing weekend. As you might have noticed by now, I will not be in the office today — I’m in bed nursing some blood-boiling nausea, most likely from the beef lasagna my mother-in-law force fed me last night. Wouldn’t be the first time…

Questions People Who Wear Shirts Are Tired Of Hearing

1. Where did you get that shirt?
2. Do you have other shirts at home?
3. My friend Jeff likes shirts. Do you know him?
4. How much did that shirt…

Ask a Handsome Genius w/ Stoven Markee — #1

Hi, I am a handsome genius and that means I know many things. I want to help people but I am too smart, so I have to ask myself all the questions. So here is that.

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Dear Stove,
Am I too old to have…