#FamFriday prompt:What’s the story behind this picture?

No chickens were harmed in the creation of this picture

Respond to this post and tell us what is going here. Your story should be at least a two minute read. The most entertaining story (as determined by our User Happiness team) gets a Medium hoody.

Deadline is 3:00 PM PST on 2/27/2015 (today). Good luck!