How Cheese Is Like Rent
Nicole Dieker

At parties I definitely think to myself “do I want an inch of cheese or a glass of alcohol?”

But then again at my families annual Christmas beer pong tournament my underage sister was going to use soda for her cups but we all decided that soda is really unhealthy and if she can’t be binge drinking beer (similar amount of calories) then she has to chug water instead.

Go figure.