But these boobs have been with me for a long time, have served as hand warmers, have stored my lipstick, gum and kept my money and ID safe. I don’t even go out with a purse. These babies have the power to nurture life, to turn men into bobbling idiots, and they can do some serious damage during a chest bump or a fight. I’ve had many babies pass out on these pillows, they’ve caught food that would have otherwise fallen on my clothes, they act as great conversation starters during awkward pauses, and did I mention that they’re great hand warmers? I mean, how can I hate them? I can’t. Not anymore.
Saggy Boobs
Astride Noel

love it! i can’t help to smile, totally true!

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