In England, “Trump” Means Fart — And Other Notable Translations Of The President’s Last Name
Allan Ishac

I know one of these languages is how I know this article is full of “alternative facts”. I love me some alternative facts. I can’t get enough of them. Give me some more alternative facts. Maybe even some alternative farts. The fact that Melania always looks like she is smelling Trump’s farts, though, is a good, old-fashioned, honest-to-goodness fact. #savemelania

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