Of All the Gin Joints in All the World… — I stood at the edge of the sidewalk, looking up at the Majestic Theatre’s marquis. “Phantom of the Opera” had always been on my “to see” list of Broadway shows, and for a while I did manage to cross a bunch of them off my list by seeing them from…

But First a Little Stick-Handling. — I slept something like eighteen out of the first thirty-six hours after I got home that Wednesday afternoon, after three nights with Spencer in a Castle out on Long Island. By the time I was ready to function normally, I had calls booked for both Friday and Saturday nights. All…

If wishing made it so. — Spencer — “Office Guy” — must have had a thing for big, fancy private homes that had been converted into hotels, because for my second multi-day call with him Benz and Gator drove me to a literal castle out on Long Island that also used to be someone’s family residence…

Nothing like a healthy appetite. — It was starting to get a little chilly in New York by mid-October. On the plus side, when Dev told me to dress for a nice dinner out on Monday the 18th, the weather was a great excuse to wear a long, flattering dress and the beautiful new coat I’d…

Downward Facing Dirtiness. — “Remember the personal trainer?” Benz asked as he drove over the Williamsburg Bridge with me, clad in workout gear, in the backseat. My muscles almost ached just thinking about it. “I’m familiar with his work,” I said. “He referred someone new to us, a friend of his.” “Oh, nice!” He…

This could be Heaven, or this could be Hell. — On the first Monday in October, 30 picked me up as usual in front of my apartment building. We first drove into Queens to pick up the other driver who was coming with us so there would always be someone there at the ready in case I had problems at…

Merrier the more, triple fun that way. — So it turns out Britney Spears lives in Fort Greene, Brooklyn. I mean, not really. But the woman who got into Benz’s car with me in front of her apartment building in Fort Greene looked kind of like Britney Spears in her twenties (with hair) and was dressed sort of…

Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash. — On Monday morning, September 27 I was in an elevator riding up to Office Guy’s small rented office again, my fourth time seeing him in eight days. I was actually a little turned on at the thought of stripping for him and giving him another blowjob, maybe partly because I’d…

We would also have accepted “Rainbow Coalition.” — Four weeks after my amazing overnight with the Marrieds, I was excited to have them on my calendar again. This time I was going with another girl and I was the second pick-up, so I assumed I must be on the way from her place to Long Island. I was…