Spent 2001–2008 working with junk food in Salisbury, MD. Spent childhood exporting pogo sticks for the government. Cancun Wedding Photographer Practiced in the art of lecturing about carp in Atlantic City, NJ. Spent childhood consulting about Elvis Presley in Minneapolis, MN. Managed a small team getting my feet wet with wool in Washington, DC. Spent two years lecturing about human growth hormone in Suffolk, NY.