Mike MillerTransformers 5 Sucks — I Can Defend Michael Bay No MoreWhatever good will the director had built over the decades is finally obliterated in a giant fireball of backflipping cars with his latest…Sep 13, 2017Sep 13, 2017
Mike MillerValerian is Not Bad: The Art of CorninessThe only way for a box-office bomb to ever have its revenge is through a slowly rebuilt redemption as a cult classic. But little-seen…Jul 28, 2017Jul 28, 2017
Mike MillerGeorge Saunders’ Debut Novel Is Only Epic in its FailureWith the half-year milestone an easy excuse to publish half-baked tallies of early 2017 classics, George Saunders newest novel is the most…Jul 14, 2017Jul 14, 2017
Mike MillerThe Schmuck of the IrishHoly cow, has Boston blown another off/season. While the most hyperbolic retroactive takes are now being composed by the Beantown faithful…Jul 5, 2017Jul 5, 2017
Mike MillerJerry West is the Anti-DurantWith the 2017 coronation of the Dubs now complete, the casual doof can now begin to bandwagon onto KD’s great forgiveness campaign. “It was…Jun 15, 2017Jun 15, 2017
Mike MillerThis Year’s Finals Are Last Year’s ElectionThis 2017 NBA championship is the bball reincarnation of last year’s abysmal election.Jun 1, 2017Jun 1, 2017