Donald Trump is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

And We are in The Last Act of Ghostbusters

Donald Trump is the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.

He is a huge, squishy, almost-adorable-nostalgia-evoking-relic-from-our-past, and he is here to destroy the world.

We are the Ghostbusters. One quarter of us summoned him. We conjured something impossible to take seriously, and turned it into something the world has no choice but to take seriously.

He is the least serious threat we have ever had to take seriously as a nation. So we can find ourselves frozen by just how incredible the whole thing is.

Some of us are frozen by a different feeling. We are so frightened by the prospect of a Trump Presidency that we have stopped engaging all together.

But again, we must take him seriously and we must act, because we are actually really seriously now somehow in a scenario in which Donald Trump is an existential threat to the nation and the world.

So, we must come together as one, and take a risk with the best bet we have in order to stop the greatest domestic threat this country has faced since southern secession. We must elect Hillary Clinton as our next president.

Yes, many politicians, pundits, and political observers have argued against Hillary. They have warned against her instincts for privacy, financial motivations, and foreign policy views.

But when faced with a puffy brand mascot threatening to destroy the country and possibly the world, we must take the only action we possibly can to stop the plump, squishy terror’s path of destruction.

If you’re a Democrat — make phone calls, volunteer, get out the vote. If you’re a Republican… cross the streams.

It’s the only way to stop The Destructor.